Need a Funny, Quick Gift? Here Are 25 Really Funny Bumper Stickers for Your Wife

If your budget is a little short, you can still find a great present for your wife. Try a funny or cute bumper sticker. It doesn’t matter whether it’s Valentine’s Day, Christmas or birthday (although it helps if the bumper sticker’s attached to a brand new car). A bumper sticker is a great gift as just a little token surprise, and should be a fun little present. If you want to find a great bumper sticker for your wife, try to find a saying that’s clever and that fits with her personality or viewpoint. Think of a sticker as a type of T-shirt for her car. As with a T-shirt, a bumper sticker should be a reflection of your wife. Try these ideas to get your creative juices flowing, so that you can come up with some variations that will make it personal.

Fun Philosophies

Fun and sarcastic, these little wisdom gems are sarcastic to just the right degree. If a sharp wit and a quick tongue are your wife’s domain, she’ll probably like these.

1.You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, anything you say will be taken out of context and used to attack you.

2.God created man first. You need a rough draft before a masterpiece.

3.Let your modesty make you proud!

4.If you want to borrow money without guilt, choose a pessimist, because they won’t expect you to pay them back anyway.

5.That’s a car you’re driving, not a phone booth!

Being a Wife

There are many bumper stickers for the wife, some are sarcastic and witty, others are sweet while still others reflect the female stereotype (all in good fun, of course). You can have lots of fun with these.

6.I Saw It, I Wanted It, I Had a Temper Tantrum, and I Got It!

7.Get a new car for your husband-it’ll be a great trade!

8.Sometimes I wake up grumpy, but otherwise I leave him alone.

9.Don’t Bother Me! I’m Living Happily Ever After

On Being a Mom

Got a mom on board? She will enjoy having a funny sentiment that relates to the challenges, headaches and joys she experiences as a mom.

10.Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.

11.It’s Been Great, but I Have To Have a Breakdown Now

12.Honk if the kids fall out.

13.I drive my kids everywhere! (But they just drive me crazy.)

14.I’m the mommy, that’s why.

Crazy Driving

Even if you’re not a crazy driver, these bumper stickers can give you a great laugh. Depending on whether or not it will get you in trouble, you can choose a stereotypical “bad woman driver” bumper sticker, or go with a simple “crazy driver” for all occasions.

15.I’m Changing Lanes; Cover Me.

16.Caution – Driver Legally Blonde!

17.Think everything is coming your way? What if you’re just going the wrong way?

18.Keep honking…I’m reloading.

Just Plain Crazy

These bumper stickers can be fun, but only if your wife really ISN’T crazy. In the latter case, the mommy sticker is a better choice.

19.I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.

20.I Didn’t Lose My Mind, I Just Had It Backed up on CD

21.Oy, I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

22.What reality check?

Miscellaneous

The below bumper stickers don’t really fit into any kind of category, but can be fun anyway. If nothing else fit, try one of the ones below.

23.You can’t have everything; where would it go?

24. A woman and her truck: Ne’er shall they part.

25.If Barbie is so popular, why are her friends available for sale on the clearance aisle?

Bumper stickers can be fun and a great way to let your loved know that you were thinking of her, as well as what you think of her. Just make sure it’s in good fun and will get a laugh from her. After all, that’s the reason you did it, right?

Author: Buck Thompson reveals that utilizing bumper stickers can be an effective component of a branding campaign and any business can benefit by marketing through stickers.